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As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air ﾂ? however slight ﾂ? lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist ﾂ? and better tools.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

In this war ﾂ? as in others ﾂ? I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Smith & Wesson ﾂ? the original point and click interface.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

The covers of this book are too far apart.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIﾂ?!

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Hi there, what's up you guys???

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Barabﾃ｡si's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do ﾂ? whether it is correct or not.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist ﾂ? and better tools.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIﾂ?!

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

If a man does his best, what else is there?